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Wednesday, May 07, 2003
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5/07/2003 05:28:00 PM
標題: 你還敢喝奇異果汁嗎0_0?
時間: Wed May 7 11:59:37 2003
奇異果汁的做法有兩種:
1. 在餐廳廚房裡面養一堆綠色的毛毛蟲,然後把牠們丟入果汁機裡面攪碎,所以奇異果汁其實就是打爛的毛毛蟲。
2. 軟禁了一大堆外星人,然後割開他們的血管讓血液留出來,所以奇異果汁其實就是外星人的綠色血液。
要怎麼分辨你喝的是「外星人的血」或是「打爛的毛毛蟲」呢?很簡單,如果你喝的果汁裡面有細細小小黑黑一粒粒的粉狀顆粒,那就是「外星人的血」啦,因為那一粒粒的粉狀顆粒是他們的血小板
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